Monday, April 5, 2010

Clarification of Corporate Lingo

Jobs will vary = Anyone can boss you around
Wide variety of experience necessary = You are replacing three people who just left
Must have problem solving skills = Your walking into chaos
Good communication skills necessary = You figure out what management is trying to say
I am adaptable = I've changed jobs a lot
Competitive Salary = We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors
Leadership skills a must = You will have responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect
I am always on the go = I am never at my desk

1 comment:

  1. lol so funny and soooo true, thanks for sharing - have a lovely weekend XXX